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It's always DNS.
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ssh admin@core-sw-01
ssh admin@core-sw-01
$ ssh admin@core-sw-01
admin@core-sw-01's password:
Core-SW-01#conf t
Core-SW-01(config)#int gi0/1
Core-SW-01(config-if)#switchport trunk allowed vlan 10
Core-SW-01(config-if)#
connection to core-sw-01 closed · try instead
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