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System Status
All Systems Operational
DNS Resolution
It's always this.
BGP Sessions
Someone touched a route map on a Friday.
OSPF Convergence
Reconverging. Has been since Tuesday.
Spanning Tree
There is a loop. There is always a loop.
SNMP Polling
Timeouts. Root cause assumed to be DNS.
Change Management
Maintenance window skipped. Again.
Network Documentation
Was never operational.
On-Call Engineer
Responding. It is 3am.
Vendor TAC
Case open since 2023. Awaiting callback.
Coffee Supply
Down since the incident started. Situation worsening.
Incident Timeline
nowIncident ongoing. DNS blamed. Investigation continuing.
14 min agoBGP session reset. Cause: unknown. Blamed: network.
1 hr agoTicket opened: 'is the network okay? our app is slow'.
3 hrs agoChange deployed outside maintenance window. Peer review: skipped.
6 hrs agoOn-call engineer paged. Was asleep.
yesterdaySomeone said 'it's been stable for months'. They jinxed it.
last weekDocumentation update scheduled. Postponed indefinitely.
2019Root cause of current incident silently introduced to production.
2017Network documentation last updated. Author has since left.
2003The protocol responsible was designed. Known limitation accepted.
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